How Things Change

Before marriage:

Roses are red, sky is blue,
O my darling! I love you…

After Marriage:

Roses are dead,
I have flu,
don’t come near me,
Paray hatt tuu,

Boy friend v/s Husband

Boy friend is fun ,Husband is gun

Boy friend is light of moon, Husband is month of june,

Boy friend is tooty fruity, Husband is qismat phooti.

Password of ATM

Santa was drawing money from ATM.
Banta (Behind him in q)said: I’ve seen ur password. It’s ****.
Santa: U r wrong. It’s 1394.

Something Real

Difference between Friend & Wife

U can Tell ur Friend "U r my Best Friend”

But

Do u have courage tell to ur Wife “U r my Best Wife?”

Different type of Smiles

Smile to old means Respect,

Smile to child mean Innocence,

Smile to friend means Care,

Then why Smile in front of A Lady is called Flirt.